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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

‘OK,’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. ‘But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?

Sounds like a classic love story title doesn’t it? It’s not, it is a tail of horror!

Anyways, I don’t feel like being at work right now, and being as how it is the middle of a major exercise I feel the need to be at work outweighs my desire to be home. So, I am stuck! Someone please give me a shot to make me numb to this!

If there is anything good about North Korea it is their spirit! I found a video that demonstrates that great spirit!

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This is a really awesome and completely customizable boot tool for you real geeks

If you have seen this man please contact local authorities.  This is the only known picture of the culprit.